3d Tv Jokes

3d tv jokes




Has anyone got any good football jokes?

BA for funnisest.

Q: Name three football clubs that contain swear words?

A: Arsenal, Scunthorpe and F*****g Manchester United.

This week, the first 3D football matches were shown in public. I watched the Chelsea match with my girlfriend and at one point John Terry tried to f**k her.

Tough game for Liverpool tomorrow... Football

Osama Bin laden has just appeared in a new T.V. message proving he is still alive. He said, 'The English football team were s*** again'. British intelligence have dismissed it, saying it could have been recorded at any time in the last 44 years.

What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A referee.

Apparently all England games are now being shown on the adult gay channel. The sight of 11 @rseholes getting hammered for 90 minutes is to much for ITV.

ARSENAL FC 4 LIFE

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